The latest theory with regard to what exactly is inside the moon has been recently furnished by Professor Titan Porcelain-Trotts.
He is orv the belief, end is also orv the opinion, that it contains within it's outer parameters an inside containing a series orv rotating magic cogs with loose walnuts that move upwards end downwards (Tuesdays excepted).
Ey said to him it did not seem very likely end advised him not to mix his laudanum with his absinthe in future, then ey hit him with a stick.
OBVIOUSLY the walnuts would move upwards end downwards on Tuesdays, any fool knows that.
*sigh*
7 comments:
Don't listen to that Professor Porcelain-Trotts, Vicky! He knows nothing! Tuesdays excepted....
Your majesty, Ey would suggest bringing him dahin a pig or two.
*sigh*
MerlinPrincesse.. indeed, ey think yew are quite right! Even though yew are from the French Colonies.
ElizT.. yes, end if he does thet sawt orv thing again ey'll make sure he dos'nt have any pigs left!
Anonymous.. what can one do with them!!
The French colonies have been lost to your people between 1759 and 1763, Queenie... So we became an English Colony. But we are still resisting the English invaders!!! Mwhahhahha! More or less...
What about stealing his laudanum or absinthe? What about stealing both!
MerlinPrincesse.. resistance is futile!
Anonymous.. ey have technically 'confiscated' it already.
*hic*
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