Saturday, August 11, 2007

The Dance Orv Delirium


There is a fashion amongst certain types to engage in a new form orv frivolous dance. It involves the raising orv the knee slowly and lowering it again, which is repeated until a state orv delirium is achieved.

A demonstration lasting several hours was given by Mr Wallace Ballsover (observe above with caution) who is an expert practitioner orv the dance. He is now recouperating with a poultice and a cup orv tea, and may never regain his former self.

"I am exceedingly muntered," he said.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't that walking Queenie? I've seen YOU do that dance! I do believe you are quite muntered yourself ...

HRH Queen Victoria said...

One would only walk in circles because one only uses one leg. Run along now my little muntered monkey!

merlinprincesse said...

I've tried it. Doesn't work....
lalallalalalal!
*hips*
*burps*
*vomit*
But what are those tiny tiny red and pink and yellowwww and green dots I see ?
*yeah*

Anonymous said...

TOOTLES!

Tara LaMar said...

I've done this dance. Everyday. I have tootles.

Now bow to me!

Anonymous said...

Ho hum, Ophelia is delirious ...

HRH Queen Victoria said...

MerlinPrincesse.. they are the dots orv delirium!

Anonymous.. QUITE SO!!

Ophelia Grim.. i may have to send you to Australia if you carry on like this!

Anonymous.. she certainly looks that way.