Today ey had luncheon with Sir Clive Cullen-Knutt The Count orv Kent, end his wife The Contessa Titiana Cornelica Tottie-Totts. Ey discovered the Count has a condition known as Unmentionables Syndrome which gives him cause to sparodically exclaim obsenities without warning.
Our conversation was periodically punctuated with hearty bellows orv "INCREDIBLY PLEASING ANKLES!!!" end "BIG STARCHED BLOOMERS!!" end other profanities, delivered with a spray orv sponge cake.
The Contessa expressed her delight at being married to a Count. Ey agreed he certainly seemed like one. "COLOSAL CORSETRY!!!" he yelled. Oh dear.
"GET YER BONNET OFF!!!!"
7 comments:
Countessa Titiana isn't quite the fairy princess is she! With a tottie and titties like that, no wonder Sir Count of Kent tourettes!
A most peculiar Count end Contessa ey must say. Yes, it's no wonder he does, is it not!
Queenie, be thankful Titiana titillates tourettes with tottie and titties NOT in a tutu!
We must count our blessings my little monkey, how right you are!
LA tourette, Anon!
*&?£*¢@@!!!*
I don't think Queenie likes foul language MerlinPrincesse. *BWARK*!
Wash your mouths with carbolic soap at once!!
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