Today ey unveiled a statue in a town somewhere. Ey must say it was a little windy during my speach.
"My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen...." *pffft,* "it is with great pleasure.." *PPPFFFFFFFFTT.. PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT* *PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT* *PPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT* *PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT* *pfft* *PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT* *PPPFFFTTT* *PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT*
Many orv the gathered crowd rapidly dispersed or fell over.
"Come *PPPFFFFFT* *PFFT* back!" ey repeated, but to no avail.
4 comments:
Queenie ... you're POLLUTING LONDON!
*ppffftt* ey do not know what you mean!
You're smelling strange, Vicky!
What a hoot!
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