After sixteen years orv dedicated scientific endevour, involving calculus end such-like, Doctor Hezekiah Cake-Trembler end his eminent team have discovered the answer to the eternal question "How long is a piece orv string?"
The answer was due to be revealed to myself end a small selection orv special guests at a ceremony held yesterday in the Palace Grounds (with entertainment provided by monkeys end a wild bear).
However, as the moment orv enlightenment was upon us, ey experienced a sudden end profound epiphany as ey realized there is occasion to retain a portion orv mystery regarding some mysteries. Fuelled by this, ey seized a sabre from Colonel Jiffy Tiff, lifted up my skirts, then resolutely charged toward the string end reduced it to fragments with a cry orv "HUSSARS!!!" at every cut end thrust.
"How long is it NOW?!!! Haa ha HAAAAAAA!!!"
If we were to know how long a piece orv string is, where would it all end?
4 comments:
You're a party pooper Queenie!
Ey cannot tolerate scientific endevours invading the mystery orv string willy-nilly!
Your right! Science is dangerous.... It can bring chaos to the Universe! Let's keep our knowledge as low as possible!
*going to see my astrologist*
Exactly what ey was thinking don't you know.
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