Unusual

Today ey gave audience tew The Lady Divinity Carractacus Skylamp, who is petitioning on behalf orv The Society Orv Emancipated Psychedelic Victorian Ladies. She is only twenty-one years orv age and yet has campaigned most valiantly end determinedly for her cause, saying thet she wished tew 'turn the people orn end blow their craniums.'

Ey did'nt know what she was tawking about but she had the most extensive supply orv chloroform end laudanum thet mey eyes have ever seen. Ey was suitably impressed bey their effects end found meyself three days later worshipping a squirrel wearing only mey petticoats. "Take orf mey petticoats et once!" ey said to it.

Lady Skylamp has since decided tew persue her cause as an 'underground movement.' Ey said she was quite welcome to persue it in the sewers because there are plenty orv movements down there.