Good evening Diary, how are you tonight?
This morning ey inadvertently fired a canon in the Palace Grounds end blew the gardener's head orf. Ey thought such a sign of weakness was very un-British orv him and ey em inclined to believe thet some people do not posses the robust constitution thet is required orv a British subject these deys. Ey was informed thet he was the Head Gardener, but it was difficult to imagine this when ey looked at him.
A new one hes been delivered end, at the request orv The Prime Minister, he hes been suitably equipped with adequate protection to avoid future displays orv weakness.
Ey cannot understand all this fuss over a little canon ball, end ey em not entirely sure I leyk the wey the new fellow looks at me.
*Humph*
Nighty night Diary x
5 comments:
Hhehhehheeee, you have an ANDROID as a new Head Gardner Queenie! I'd like to see him dig some holes ... I don't mean digging with a head that has a hole in it. Does he only have a head or are there arms and legs too?
Why are you speaking in a very funny way?
Anonymous.. ey'm not here to discuss Holy matters. As for his height, he is a very little man end thet's all there is orv him to see. Excellent in the shrubberey!
Ces.. ey em speaking The Queen's English end it is quate normal!
MY o MY! Queenie you are too much! And also MY QUeen! Mwhahahhaha! Love your style!
Thenk you. Ey thought France was your Queen?
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