Saturday, July 28, 2007

A Mouthful



A most beneficious invention for those incumbered bey the loss orv their teeth, to wit, those who don't have a tooth left in their head, has become quite fashionable amongst high society.

Due tew the work orv Doctor Khybur Zerramoth Pith with his Oral Dentalificationary Figurational Mechanism, many Ladies end Gentlemen are experiencing the confidence orv disposition they experienced before their dearly departed teeth departed the tooth department.

Pleasantness is achieved once again for them when pursuing civilized activities leyke taking tea with the Vicar or singing excelsies in the choir or ripping the top orf a bottle o'gin.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The English are most unattractive! How could the cat have eaten the bird with teeth like that Queenie? Or was it the 'Oral Dentalificantionary Figurational Mechanism' that ate it?

HRH Queen Victoria said...

The English are most attractive (apart from the northern types) end ey think the cat was too flat to eat anything thet day.

merlinprincesse said...

So where is the birdie? Having his teeth replaced too?