Saturday, July 28, 2007

To Mey Australian Subjects


Mey Empire encompasses much orv the world, from the Top End to the Bottom End. It is to the Bottom End thet ey will address mey thoughts today, (Australians are nearly all related to Mr Ned Kelly who was not a gentleman). Ey have a message prepared especially for yew all..


G'day mates,

Although yew are bushrangers, ey wish yew success in your endevours orv betterment. Ey sometimes, not very often, try tew imagine yew all having your tucker orv nanas end Lamington end chokkie end bickies before swilling it with an amber near the dingos or up a gum tree in the back orv beyond.

When yew are riding your neddies on the beef road in the arvo with only the gummies tew look at, avoid despondency bey shaving it orf end remember she's apples because yew will never be short of a dunny when yew need one, end rejoice in this!

A good lurk is a lurk done well, so don't be an Alf.


Yew may all rise now.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

MWAHAHHHAHHAAA belt up with your piffle Queenie before I go AGRO! We Aussies will in gratitude deliver a red back spider to your comfort station; a fine addition for the dunny and they'll have a gander and a fossick in your Highness jocks! Dill ...

Ces Adorio said...

I miss Jane Austen.

Anonymous said...

Oye ... and about "they", the red back is prego.

HRH Queen Victoria said...

Anon.. how pleasant, what a charming little monkey yew are! Ey em gled mey words have inspired yew.

Ces.. ey believe she went thet way.

Anon.. ey em also gled about thet, ey think.

merlinprincesse said...

After that speech, aye think Anon should send you one of her drop bear..... You would see how cute and gentle they are.... :)

Anonymous said...

I'm saving the drop bears for later MerlinPrincesse! You would prefer that Queenie ... *curtsey*

HRH Queen Victoria said...

MerlinPrincesse.. ey would shoot the bounder!!

Anonymous.. ey certainly would, ey think.