Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Private Diary

Hello Diary.

Technology is progressing et a rampent pace these deys, ey can tell yew. Tedey ey saw a demonstration orv an invention bey Sir Gormless Fortitude thet can make a working clarss person suddenly spring into the air! It is called 'electricity,' end is considered to be orv considerable benefit tew the working clarss. Jolly good!!

One orv them hit a chandalier. And another one darnced most extroardinarily right out the window. Ey certainly was amused, ey pissed meyself.

Ssshhh.

Good night Diary :)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shhhh ... go drink some chai Queenie.

HRH Queen Victoria said...

Ah, Persian orv cawse! Ey'm so enjoying meeting the little people leyk yourself, quate charmin.