Many orv mey loyal subjects enjoy a jolly good adventure, end one orv the most edacious orv them all is Doctor Leonidas Livingstone-Perambulator (observe above) who is a relative orv Doctor Livingstone ey presume. He is a most zealous patriot end an insaciable explorer, ever willing tew penetrate the deepest darkest geographical regions orv our Empire.
Only last week he returned from a perilous journey tew the North orv England where the heathens reside. Despite suffering frightful hardships, such as depleted supplies orv scones end jam, he captured a Yorkshire Pudding end introduced the pursuits orv decorative embroidery end croquet to civilize the depraved inhabitants.
Since Doctor Livingstone-Perambulator's return, ey have rewarded his remarkable bravery bey awarding him the post orv Her Majesty's Venerable Keeper Orv The Royal Something Or Other Plus A Medal.
2 comments:
Leonidas Livingstone-Perambulator looks like a good sort and good at sorting heathens! He could help me sorting petticoats any day ...
Ey think the sorting orv petticoats is best left to the petticoat wearer end nobody else, in decent society anyway.
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